Dan K. in Hagerstown, Maryland
Found on the shoulder of a quiet, upscale, residential neighborhood, all folded up. Is the writing style intentional or the product of an individual that has achieved “deferred success” in spelling class? In any event, the message is clear!
Tags: sing-songy · though dirty9 Comments
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Sing it to the Barney theme.
What is funnier, the things that are found or the tags you guys put on things? Personally, I think it’s the tags.
Kudos to Dan K. for this Find and his comments, especially “‘deferred success’ in spelling class.” Priceless!
To fully grasp the subtleties of this poem, I’d need someone to do a transliteration into normal English for me. I lost track at “with ants and icicles.” I know it’s about fucking, but beyond that I’m not sure.
When I think of “quiet, upscale, residential neighborhoods” I usually expect better writing than this. Do you think it was dropped by a pool boy after huffing on chlorine?
Ants and icicles…?
It says “I love u U luv me,
Won’t u cum have sex wit me
Wit a kiss and a lick and a fuck from me to u
Next maybe I’ll fuck u 2″
very interesting which words they chose to “abbreviate” and which words they left whole… seems kind of arbitrary…
I could not have even imaginary sex with someone whose penmanship and spelling were so abominable. I don’t care if they looked like Brad Pitt or Pierce Brosnan. Hell, I don’t care if it WERE Brad AND Pierce. No way.
OK, sorry but I don’t get it. I think they should have thought up something better for the final line. With a kiss and a lick, and a fuck from me to you.. maybe next time I’ll fuck you, too.. wait- I thought it was clear they were already going to fuck… so maybe he should have said “maybe next time YOU’LL get off, too.”
or something.
That is totally modeled off the Barney song:
I love you, you love me
We’re a happy family
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
Won’t you say you love me too.
So disturbing that way…
PLEASE stop calling it the “barney” song. That song ripped off the tune from “this old man.” As in:
This old man, he played one (two) (three)
He played knick knack on my thumb (shoe) (knee)
with a knick knack paddy whack
give a dog a bone
this old man came rolling home
ETC…
Damn purple bastard…
We all grow up with the weight of history on us. Our ancestors dwell in the attics of our brains as they do in the spiraling chains of knowledge hidden in every cell of our bodies. ~Shirley Abbott